hotsingledads:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

(via jewelz-and-drugz)

reheals:

in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18

(via everrthineeverrmine)

"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."

A novel written by me. - princessariel2323 (via perfect)

(via everrthineeverrmine)

crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet

(via rosependleton)

"where are my glasses?"

anyone who’s ever had glasses (via communistbakery)

(via vrge)